A Missouri man is on the receiving end of unwanted media attention after he was allegedly caught having sex with a cow who was inside of a barn in Fair Grove. According to Monday’s KCENTV News, on June 10, a woman noticed a car parked near her barn and she went inside to investigate.
The woman claims that she walked in on 68-year-old Darrell Helton sexually assaulting a cow. The woman called the cops and the accused man told the authorities that it was not the first time that he had engaged in sexual activity with a cow – in fact, it was his second time assaulting a cow on the same Fair Grove property, reported the Springfield News Leader.
Helton’s alleged bovine indiscretion has led to a charge of unlawful sex with an animal – according to the Kansas City Star, the story, and charge, has also resulted in a “Twitter Field Day” with an abundance of “hump the cow” and “holy cow” Tweets.
Helton’s charge is a Class A Misdemeanor which could result in up to one year behind bars.
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How absolutely DISGUSTING. Poor cow, hope she’s all right.
Time to have his thingie removed once and for all.
How disgusting can people get ugggg
Cut this scumbag’s dick off and feed it to him, period.
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